16. “Lord, help me, I’m just not that bright.” 17. “Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!” 18. “My beer! You n… See more

29. “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and then don’t say it.” 30. “If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.” 31. “Everything lasts forever.” 32… See more

43. “The problem in the world today is communication, too much communication.” 44. “I wish God were alive to see this.” 45. “I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I … See more

50. “I’m going to lose my job just ’cause I’m dangerously unqualified!” 51. “A job’s a job. I mean, take me. If my plant pollutes the water and poisons the town, by your logic, that would … See more