The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Roxie
The lady rakin' in the chips
Is gonna be Roxie

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means somebody eveyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose

From just some dumb mechanic's wife
I'm gonna be Roxie
Who says that murder's not an art?
And who in case she doesn't hang
Can say she started with a bang?
Roxie Hart!

Boys!

They're gonna wait outside in line to get to see
Roxie!
Think of those autographs I'll sign
"Good luck to ya, Roxie"
And I'll appear in lavaliere
That goes all the way down to my waist

Here a ring, there a ring
Everywhere a ring a ling

But always in the best of taste
Oh, I'm a star
And the audience loves me
And I love them and they love me for loving them
And I love them for loving me and we love each other
And that's 'cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz, kid

She's given up here humdrum life
I'm gonna be
Sing it! (Roxie!)
She made a scandal and a start

And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know
To see her name get billed below
Roxie Hart!

(Roxie!)
(Roxie!)
(Roxie!)
(Roxie!)
(Roxie!)
(Roxie!)
(Roxie!)