Cat One Liners

1. Cats are like potato chips, you can’t just have one!
2. The cat is truly the best alarm clock.
3. Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.
4. You haven’t been ignored until you’ve been ignored by a cat.
5. One cat just leads to another.
6. Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.
7. My cat isn’t spoiled, I’m just well trained.

Cat One Liners

1. Cats are like potato chips – you can’t have just one!
2. My cat’s secret talent? Napping in the most ridiculous positions.
3. I asked my cat if it wanted to go for a walk. ...
4. My cat’s favorite workout? ...
5. Cats have it all figured out: eat, sleep, play, repeat.
6. My cat thinks it’s a ninja – always sneaking around and surprising me.