Funny Fish Quotes Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. Benjamin Franklin Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. Henry Thoreau Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it. Ed Zern I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. Unknown

“There are some fish that cannot be caught. It’s not that they are faster or stronger than other fish, they’re just touched by something extra.” – Edward Bloom in “Big Fish” “Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.” – Ann Landers