Funny Ways to Say Good Morning

• “Rise and shine? More like blink and groan.”
• “Cock-a-doodle-don’t even talk to me yet.”
• “Morning is nature’s way of saying, ‘One more time, with feeling!'”
• “Sun’s up, coffee’s hot, now where’s the mute button for morning people?”
“Wake up, be awesome, repeat after coffee.”
“Good morning! Time to rise and whine.”
“Alert: Morning detected. Tactical caffeine deployment advised.”
“Good morning, world! ...