Inspiring Funny Morning Quotes

• “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
• “I love the smell of possibility in the morning… and bacon.”
• “Morning mantra: I’m awake, I’m awesome, coffee helps.”
• “Warning: may speak in sarcasms until coffee is fully consumed.”
• “Mornings: when your bed is your sworn enemy and your alarm clock is the villain.”
• “Some mornings I wake up and think, ‘Not today, Comforter. You win.'”