Pencil one liners

1. I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil. But there’s no point.
2. Someone stole all the pencils at the police station. Detectives have no leads.
3. I refuse to use a pencil and a ruler on anything but paper. ...
4. I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil. ...
5. I own a pencil used by William Shakespeare. ...

Pencil Joke One-Liners: Quick Laughs Guaranteed

1. Pencils have a point, even when life doesn’t.
2. You can lead a pencil to paper, but you can’t make it write.
3. Life’s like a pencil; it’s best when it’s sharp.
4. Pencils dream of drawing the line between good and great.
5. Break a pencil and you’ve just doubled your writing potential.
6. Some days, I feel as outdated as a number 3 pencil.