1. “Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.”—Wayne Huizenga 2. “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”—Buddy Hackett 3. “Happine… See more

11. “Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”—P.J. O’Rourke 12. “You know what it’s like having five kids? Imagine you’re drowning. And someo… See more

21. “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”—Lemony Snicket, Horseradish 22. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance—wa… See more

31. “It’s especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.”—Sean Covey, The 7 Habits Of Highly Effe… See more