Halloween Jokes for Adults One-Liners

• 1. I’m just here for the boos.
• 2. Witch way to the candy?
• 3. I’m a huge fan of Halloween—my whole life is a costume.
• 4. Candy is dandy, but wine is divine.
• 5. I’m only here for the pumpkin spice.
• 6. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Soul.
• 7. I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.

Halloween One-Liner Captions and Sayings

• 1. “Boo! Did I scare you or just make you laugh?”
• 2. “Witch better have my candy!”
• 3. “Ghouls just wanna have fun!”
• 4. “Fright night is the best night!”
• 5. “I’m here for the boos!”
• 6. “Too cute to spook.”
• 7. “Hanging with my boo crew.”
• 8. “Witch way to the party?”