Here are some dad jokes about cars:

1. My car doesn’t leak oil; it sweats power.
2. Cars are like husbands; if you change them often, you’re bound to find a good one.
3. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad.
4. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
5. We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.
6. While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything. They were pirates of the car I be in.
7. As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself… “This takes me back.” ^{2 1 3}