11. “Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!” 12. “You’ll be carrying their baby and giving them a Sony Playstation?” 13. “So it seems like this internet thi… See more

22. “Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap!’” 23. … See more

32. “She’s right. If I were a guy and—did I just say, ‘if I were a guy?’” 33. Ross Geller: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.” Chandler Bing: “Was that place the sun?” 3… See more

47. “Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.” 48. “Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish.” 49. Chandler Bing: “An 80-foot inflatable dog loose o… See more