Here are some funny baseball quotes:

1. "Baseball: where stealing is legal and spitting is expected."
2. "If hitting were easy, they'd call it golf."
3. "You know you're a baseball player when your bat is more polished than your car."
4. "Baseball players are just kids who refuse to grow up."
5. "There’s no crying in baseball, just a lot of funny faces."
6. "Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical." ^{1 2}