Dear Lord, as you know, We asked those who we knew could make a meat dish sublime, And those who we knew prepare questionable meals all the time, each to do their part, so none would feel lefted out, the real cooker… See more

Thank you Grandma, For this food, That you have made soooo good, Wrung the chicken, Plucked it's feathers, Lit the fire, Chopped the wood, Folded the mixture Watched it rise, Baked the bread, Picked the fruit, M… See more

Dear Lord, I pray my soufflé doesn't drop, my biscuits make their rise, I pray my new prune pudding puts clarity in a few new eyes. Amen. —Debbie T. Alsup See more

Lord, my soul is ripped with riot Incited by my wicked diet. "We are what we eat," said a wise old man, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can. To rise on Judgment Day, it's plain, With my present weight, I'll need a crane. So g… See more