• “At 35, you’re not old, you’re just… vintage software.”
• “Congrats! ...
• “You’re 35 now! ...
• “35 is the age when you realize you have more candles than cake.”
• “Happy 35th! ...
• “Don’t worry, 35 is just a number… a really, really big number.”
• “Turning 35 is like turning 25, but with 10 years of back pain.”
• “You’re not 35, you’re 18 with 17 years of experience!”

Funny 35th Birthday Quotes

• According to your genetics, 35 is a suitable age to become bald.
• A nickel and three dimes still don’t really have much value, but I’ve heard that 35 is when you hit your prime.
• You are a hoarder, I’ve heard. Ten more than a quarter is yours. ...
• Cheers to your 35th birthday! ...
• Everything about being 35 is easy, except for being wasted and sleazy. ...