This classic should draw a smile out of anybody.
Fun fact, “howdy” is a shortened version of “how do ye?” While it may not raise an eyebrow in … See more

Accents can really drive a goofy greeting home.
Something like “ahoy matey” with a goofy pirate voice will totally get a laugh. Throw a little “arrrrr… See more

Borrow a greeting from another language for something fresh.
“Aloha” is a traditional Hawaiian greeting that means “peace and love.” This is a friendly, pla… See more

Go the ironically hip route to play up your youthful side.
This works especially well if you’re older than the person you’re greeting and you want to em… See more

These goofy, rhyming greetings tend to be very popular with children.
Sometimes, a greeting is just funny because it sounds silly. Give one of these funny-soun… See more