Alice (yeah?)
I know you can't remember your real name yet, but
Maybe this will bring back some memories (okay)

Met you at a dollhouse, then you moved next door
Started hanging out so l trusted you more (I know)
Handcuffed together, had bounce house fun (so fun)
Soon you became my number one (huh)
Then you flipped to the GMI (they hired me)
The Zamfam saw it, so don't deny (it's not what you think)
Your blonde best friend, you had to betray (not a real blonde)
But now, you're back, and all l have to say

You're my best friend
Nobody understands me better
Because we're best friends
And I have to agree that we're better together
You got my back I got yours, we don't need to keep score
'Cause it's only love for each other
And that's why we're best friends
And nothing else matters 'cause we're better together, it's true

You really are a great best friend, Alice
(So are you, Rebecca)
But that's not exactly how I remember it

Hired as an agent by the GMI
Had to pay my bills, you can't deny (not an excuse)
Then I met this girl who was lots of fun
The best time ever but had things to get done
GMI didn't like it and I really wish
I wasn't put under cerebral analysis (oh brother)
But I snapped back out and now standing tall (I'm taller)
Don't forget who saved you at the masquerade ball

I like pink (I like black)
I love dogs (I love cats)
I love sweets (yes, it's true)
But I'll pick salty for you
I like coffee (me too)
If you're Elmer's (I'm glue)
You're makin' life better, 'cause I'm weird
(I'm weird too)

You're my best friend
Nobody understands me better
Because we're best friends
And I have to agree that we're better together
You got my back, I got yours
We don't need to keep score
'Cause it's only love for each other
And that's why we're best friends
And nothing else matters
'Cause we're better together, it's true