10. “I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!” – Homer Simpson 11. “I never apologize—I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.” – Homer Simpson 12. “Fame was like a … See more

19. “There’s only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!” – Bart Simpson 20. “I guess … See more

29. “That’s very nice, Dad, but it’s wrong for you to reward violent, competitive behavior. However, I will sit upfront with you if it’s a fatherly gesture of love.” – Lisa Simpson 30. “Marge… See more

32. “It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson 33. “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.” – Homer Sim… See more

47. “You’re going to stay your current age for the rest of your lives.” – Marge Simpson 48. “I’m so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.” – Marge Sim… See more