“To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!” — Homer Simpson , The Simpsons , Season 8 : Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment “Trying is just the first step toward failure.” “No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.” “Donuts.

“If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?” (Homer) “It’s so simple to be wise… just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” (Homer) “Boy, everyone is stupid except me” (Homer) “You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.” (Homer)

110 The Simpsons Quotes on Love, Life, and Family 1. “Remember, Dad, all glory is fleeting.” – Lisa Simpson 2. “Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.” – Homer Simpson 3. “Don’t you see? Getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.” – ...