10. “I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!” – Homer Simpson 11. “I … See more

19. “There’s only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!” – Bart Simpson 20. “I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change bac… See more

29. “That’s very nice, Dad, but it’s wrong for you to reward violent, competitive behavior. However, I will sit upfront with you if it’s a fatherly gesture of love.” – Lisa Simpson 30. “Marge… See more

32. “It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson 33. “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.” – Homer Sim… See more

47. “You’re going to stay your current age for the rest of your lives.” – Marge Simpson 48. “I’m so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.” – Marge Sim… See more