Another 20 Hilarious Mnemonic Mishaps: Giggles Galore with Forgetfulness

1. Why did the forgetful photographer start a new career? Because he couldn’t focus on the past!
2. My memory is so bad; I remember birthdays but forget why I walked into the kitchen!
3. Why did the absent-minded magician never succeed? ...
4. My memory is like a GPS for ants – always taking the scenic route!
5. Why did the memory stick break up with the hard drive? ...

Funny Memory Loss Jokes for Every Forgetful Soul

1. My memory is so bad, I need a GPS just to find my car keys.
2. I’d make a joke about memory loss, but I’m drawing a blank.
3. I have selective memory – I only remember things that never happened.
4. I would forget my own birthday if it wasn’t for Facebook reminding me.