Here are some humorous quotes for those who frequently forget:

• “I used to have a great memory, but it’s not worth remembering now.”
• “I don’t have a short-term memory problem, I have a selective recall ability.”
• “I may forget a lot of things, but at least I remember to laugh about it.”
• “My memory is like a sieve, but that just means I can sift through all the unnecessary details.”

• 1. I have a memory like a sieve—everything just slips right through!
• 2. My memory is so good, I can remember things that haven’t even happened yet!
• 3. I told my friend I have a great memory; they said, “What’s your name again?”
• 4. My brain has too many tabs open; I can’t remember what I was doing!