Funny Pizza Puns One-Liners

1. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see pizza, I eat it.”
2. “Do not fear, for the pizza is here!”
3. “Breaking news: Pizza saves the day again!”
4. “Pizza: Because adulting is hard.”
5. “Lost in the sauce.”
6. “When in doubt, pizza it out.”
7. “A slice of heaven.”
8. “Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.”

One-Liner Pizza Jokes and Puns

• You will always have a pizza my hut.
• That’s going to be a pizza cake.
• Really, it’s the yeast you can do.
• This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.
• I a-dough you!
• You can be here today and gone tomato.
• Get out there and cheese the day!
• You’re a real pizza-work.