Quick Rain One-Liners for Instant Smiles

1. Rain is just confetti from the sky.
2. On a rainy day, every cloud has a wet lining.
3. Rain: nature’s way of watering the plants.
4. A rainy forecast is the universe telling you to take a nap.
5. Sun’s out, I’m out. ...
6. I find rain quite refreshing, if not a little pour-ing.
7. If you ask me about my mood when it rains: cloud nine!

Funny Rain Puns One-Liners

1. “I told a rain joke, but it didn’t go over well. It was too drippy.”
2. “I’m not a fan of rain, but it’s growing on me – like a fungus.”
3. “Rain, rain, go away, I’ve run out of indoor jokes.”
4. “Why do rain jokes always get a good response? They’re so wet.”
5. “I have a lot of rainy-day savings – in my umbrella.”