I guess you think you know this story. You don't. The real one's much more gory. The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all, Departed for the Palace Ball, While darling little Cinderella Was locked up in a slimy cellar, She bellow… See more

One tried it on. The Prince screamed, “No!” But she screamed, “Yes! It fits! Whoopee! “So now you've got to marry me!” … See more

As soon as Wolf began to feel That he would like a decent meal, He went and knocked on Grandma's door. When Grandma opened it, she saw The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin, And Wolfie said, ``May I co… See more

Jack's mother said, 'We're stony broke! 'Go out and find some wealthy bloke 'Who'll buy our cow. Just say she's sound 'And worth at least a hundred pound. Jack led the old brown cow away, And came back later in the day, An… See more

Jack waited till the Giant slept, Then out along the boughs he crept And gathered so much gold, I swear He was an instant millionaire. 'A bath,' he said, 'does seem to pay. 'I'm going to have one every day.' See more