Hi, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die

Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie

Dad, I'm hungry
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?

I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
You're leavin' me
I met a real man
Hey buddy, look over here
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now you're blind
You're gonna die
We're all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly

We're all gonna die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

Hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee
Got your nose
Look out, he's got a nose!
Is this you? (Yes) Hello! (Hi!)

Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey, I'm pregnant
I can explain

No, don't jump!
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow I'm a cow

Hey, you got a license for that?
You'll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
No, llama no!

Die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please I wanna die, die, die (no, llama, don't)
Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
Please I wanna die, die, die

Even though letting go feels right
I can't afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever

Please I wanna die, die, die
We're all gonna die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)

Please I wanna die, die, die (no, llama, don't)
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die