Name: [No response] Let’s try that again, shall we. Name: [Still no response] HELLO?! Is there anybody there? One last time. Name: Time optimism. AGE: Calm down bro, I’m 19. A, I’m not your bro. And B, you’re late. Hardly! Look, it’s 10 past pass notes. Guess what, pass notes starts at pass notes o’clock! Yeah, well, who’s counting? I am. OK, boomer. OK, zoomer! I imagine that is why you’re late, because you’re young? Correctamundo. Plain...

Aviation analytics firm Cirium has compiled its annual ranking of the airlines and airports with the best on-time records.