Funny Positive Thinking Quotes to Make You Laugh! 1. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” Joe Girard 2. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh) 3. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day: 1. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” – Unknown 2. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke 3. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!”